Episode 1: I Was a Junior Developer and I Must Be Stopped
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We all start somewhere. Some developers begin their careers writing clean, well-structured code, carefully following best practices, naming variables properly, and writing tests like responsible adults. Others start by shipping a few bugs here and there, learning, improving, and slowly developing their own style. And then there's me. Today, we are reviewing a function I wrote years ago that is somehow still running in production, untouched, unbothered, and — against all odds — still working.