Your Commit Tool Doesn't Read Your Code. Mine Does.

I have unreasonably high standards for commit messages. That's not a brag — it's a diagnosis. I'll rewrite a subject line four times before even considering pushing. I'll agonize over whether something is a refactor or a feat. I've more than once spent longer on a commit message than on the code it described. So naturally, when AI commit message generators became a thing, I tried them all. Every single one does the same thing: take git diff, throw it at an LLM, hope something plausible comes b